shit paw


when sh-t sticks to a cat’s paw when he uses the litter box.
don’t let golem the cat climb on your lap—he’s got sh-t paw.
a condition -ssociated with someone that does not wash their hands after going to the bathroom. commonly -ssociated with campers, climbers, hikers, and other granola types.
dude, the sink was dry, but the air is thick in there, i’m not eating chips from the community bowl now. he’s got sh-t paw.

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