Shit Pimp
some one who is such a f-ckin idiot that he is decribed as some one who pimps out sh-ty -ss holes.
james: o god my step brother bought a hat that makes him look like a 60’s wise guy. he also asked out my sister (his step sister) 2 twice in a week.
joey:what a sh-t pimp.
sh-t-pimp: to ‘pimp the sh-t’ or to ‘make unbelievably cool’ something that your friends said couldn’t be fixed or made awesome. only to be used in circ-mstances of extreme amazement of the pimping of something that was once sh-t.
note: following situation is just an example and is not in anyway meant to be offensive or possible.
man 1: remember my old girlfriend britany? the one with the black hair?
man2: you mean the 300 lb. wh-r- who you only asked out because you lost a bet?
man1: yeah; i took her to weight watchers and paid $5000 to have them genetically alter her body. now she weighs 90 lbs., check her out – -introduces new britany who looks like frickin angelina jolie-
man2: omfg!!!!!! your girlfreind got sh-t pimped!!!!!!
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