Shit Pirate
one who seeks out payment in the form of fecal matter. if payment is not provided post haste, it will be taken forcibly by means of a latex glove and a tabletop. on occasion a hook may be used.
sh-t pirate: “aar, you owe me for that hamburger! p-ss me your feces.”
frightened industrial engineering professor: “oh bullocks, a sh-t pirate and me without my je-fairy”
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