shit pits

when a group of friends release unrelenting sh-t talk upon one another in a joking or comedic fashion
david: “ahahaa but aaron cant get any p-ssy!”
-laughter-
aaron: “shut the f-ck up i had a b-tch on my d-ck last night?”
tony: “is that what you cl-ssify as a b-tch? was her d-ck bigger than yours?”
-laughter-
aaron: “what do you cl-ssify as a b-tch tony? your hand?”
-laughter-
tony: “shut up you little sh-t”
david: “dammmnn its like you can personally witness aaron’s b-lls finally dropping”
(lisa walks in with groceries bags from the store)
lisa: “aaron how does p-b-rty feel”
-laughter-
aaron: “welcome to the sh-t pit lisa, did you just get back from sucking major c-ck?”
-laughter-
9 more definitions
a rotten, pungent odor infested armpit with visible stains soaking through the undershirt.
adam’s shirts are always nasty, his sh-t pits make the toilet at a rest stop look clean.
sh-t pit – toilet. also known as ‘the wooden sh-t pit’.
origin – medievil castle’s toilets were often a large wooden board, that spans a pit. the pit was usually drained into a nearby brook or stream.
” i need a second episode, where’s the sh-t pit ? ”
a reoccurring red and blotchy rash surrounding the armpit. the cause and the cure for this symptom are both unknown. some experts believe that it is due to continual usage of a certain arm deodorant and/or antiperspirant in which the person is somewhat allergic. a sufferer of “sh-tpit” usually decides not to switch the infecting product just for the heck of it, rather than logically trying a different product. it is a very complex disease affecting the person both mentally (insanity) and physically (red pits).
darrell: “dude, let’s go to the aqua-centre for a swim.”

bjorn: “nah, i don’t really want to.”

darrell: “why the h-ll not?”

bjorn: “uhhh….. my sh-tpit is acting up again, it’ll be embarr-ssing.”
1) a toilet, or place used as a toilet. derived from army camps where pits were used to sh-t in.

2) derogatory term to describe a place, bar, club, pub or anywhere that has unsanitary conditions or just sh-t music/drinks/women etc.
student – “what do you think of my new digs?”
parent – “its a f-cking sh-t pit!”

london is a sh-t pit
1.the act of wiping p–p off of your p–p d-ck in someone’s armpit. the subsequent sight and smell may induce vomiting.

2. when a young girl who wears diapers gets cr-p in her infantile v-g-n-. the mess can be described as a sh-t pit.
ex 1: after dipping his meat log in sarah’s swamp -ss, john realized he had p–p d-ck. he then gave sarah a sh-t pit.

ex 2: the site of my daughter’s sh-t pit caused me to divorce my wife and move very far away.
a place where smelling people fester. a mud hole filled with sh-t.
kristen:ah brandon’s coming!
steve:yeah he smells so terrible.
brandon:hey what’s up?
kristen:i feel sick.
steve:brandon, why don’t you go back home and wallow in your sh-tpit you stinky b-st-rd?
noun. a hole in the ground, sometimes with a toilet seat raised above it used as a toilet or latrine. they are usually found at bush camps, poor areas, or on large farms.
the sh-tpit on the farm is full of flies.

the sh-tpit behind those rocks has an awesome view of the hills.