the likelihood that the receiving partner in *n*l s*x will defecate onto the penetrating partner.
“i don’t know dude, she had taco bell, the sh*t risk is pretty high.”
- wank camel
when you go a long time without having a flog just like a camel would go without water. person 1: “i haven’t m*st*rb*t*d in ages.” person 2: “whoa dude, you’re such a w*nk camel.”
an ugly *ss f*ck, the world’s most heaviest being and is commonly explained to people as having an equivalent weight to 4 whales. person 1 : oii, what’s that in the sea? person 2 : that’s a hugge whale, but nothing beats a shomali
gay russian high school drum major man, he’s such a patrili
irish girl with a very dark soul, but is very likeable and is very good at hiding her depression. she is very beautiful and s*xy. every guy instantly is attracted to her. she is very fair skinned, and has deep blue eyes and blonde/red hair. she is so beautiful, her name must be rhiannalynne. did […]