Shit Sandaling
going to a friend’s house for the first time and taking a sh-t just to realize they have no toilet paper, so you proceed to sneakily abduct and use one their sandals to wipe your -ss.
(walking out of bathroom) “hey man, i just got done sh-t sandaling!”
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