shit smear

usually left behind when a terd is left on the floor and is slid on like a bannana peel.
the sh-t smear left by mike’s foot is about two meters long.
usually a phenomenon left to the realm of public bathrooms or workplace bathrooms, literally a smear of sh-t often occuring in unexpected areas such as the floor or the wall, confusing the succeeders of the incident.
there were fresh sh-t smears on the wall, which may seem a strange observation to make, but he had only just been in the bathroom an hour earlier when the wall was actually just plain white tile, whereas now it had become newly decorated with what he wanted to believe were just strokes of brown paint, but he knew in his heart it was something much more human in origin.
while someone is sleeping (usually p-ssed out), you wipe a small piece of sh-t under thier nose.
billy thought his dog had farted until he looked in the mirror an realized he had been sh-t smeared
an -sshole or a sh-t stain in the underpants.
that stupid sh-tsmear hick has a sh-tsmear the size of f-ckin i-25! i can see it through his overalls!
derogatory term for an aloof person
turn around before you run into the pole you sh-t smear
(1)a smear of feces on one’s underpants.
(2)someone who is generally a jerk-ss.
(1)i forgot to wipe and have a sh-tsmear on my underpants.
(2)that sh-tsmear keeps calling me!
sh-tsmear: a smear of sh-t across any place, when gotten after s-xual activity it can be wiped across the face of one or more of the people involved.
person 1: man after -n-l with helga last night my d-ck had a huge sh-tsmear
person 2: did you wipe over that sl-t’s face?

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