shit spear
a p-n-s covered in sh-t to put it simply. can be used for straight and h-m- speak. aptly named for -n-l with consequences, chilli dogin’ deliciousness fun times. aslo is someone is attempting to be clever with horrible poetry one may call them sir william sh-t-speare.
billy was ramming -ss jimmy furiously! billy upon shooting his load into the quivering r-ct-m of jimmy pulled out and shown his taco meat covered sh-t spear as a trophy. jimmy quickly took a pic and sent it to his fb account. then collapsed, his face grazing the bouncing semiflacid sh-tspear across his lip, effectively giving the sh-tler to jimmy. ah…true romance william sh-t-speare wrote of these things.
Read Also:
- Skin Kitten
the “pet” name of a female’s privates when kept impeccably shaved, waxed, or treated with a depilatory my skin kitten is feeling a little brutalized after i got that brazilian wax this morning
- smashed by a rhino
a pick up line asked by a fat guy to a good looking girl. smashed by a rhino is a pick up line meaning have you ever had s-x with a fat guy. hey girl, you ever been smashed by a rhino.
- Sloppy with Cereal
1. clumsy and uncoordinated. if one is clumsy, it is as if they would spill cereal if they were to eat it. 2. unmannered, rude, or ignorant. someone can be so rude or ignorant it would be as if they don’t know how to eat cereal in a well mannered way i.e. slurping the milk, […]
- Snurtlesaurus
a snurtlesaurus is a mix between a snake, a turtle, and a stegosaurus. snurtlesauri are multi-colored, with the most common color as green or purple. the call of a snurtlesaurus is a very distinct “snirt.” if you do happen to see one in the wild, do not harm it, because there only two left on […]
- Socket Blocker
similar to “plugthug: someone who’d kill for access to recharging facilities”. leaning towards people in non-electric vehicles parking in charging/parking sp-ces designated for ev vehicles, can also apply to anyone in an ev spot if you are searching for a place to charge. “hey baby, we might need to charge the car in order to […]