shit specs
similar to beer goggles, when girls that look like sh-t are infinitely more attractive to a dude who is drunk off his -ss.
“dude did you guys see nick last night, he totally had sh-t specs on when he was grinding on that whale!”
“i left my sh-t specs at home, so i might actually f-ck a good looking girl tonight”
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