shit stained thumb knuckle
its when you wipe your -ss after a particularly filthy dump and you get a sh-t stain your thumb knuckle.
i was pleased to finally get the key to the executive wash room, however stan phillips was not pleases to see that i had a sh-t stained thumb knuckle when i shook his hand at the share holder meeting.
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