Shit Surf
surfing the internet on your smartphone while taking a sh-t at work.
bro1- hey bro what do you do at work?
bro2- dude, i sh-t surf all day.
bro1- that’s cool as f-ck i need a job like that.
bro2- yeah man, i roll into the handicap stall at least 6-7 times a day to sh-t surf. sometimes i don’t even sh-t, pure bordem sends me to the boss free sanctuary.
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