Shit Sweats
the profuse perspiration that one experiences when they feel as though their -ss hole is literally about to explode with a m-ss amount of fecal matter, and there is no bathroom readily accessible.
oh man, oh man! pull over right now! i have the sh-t sweats! this deuce needs to drop right now!
hot sweat that protrudes from the sweat glands caused by taking an abnormally long, large and painful sh-t.
bro #1:”yo my jiblet homie is still in the bathroom!”
bro #2:”d-mn he must be taking a sh-t sweat… painfullll for the annalll”
when someone holds a sh-t for so long they start to sweat.
normally once this begins you only have a matter of minutes till you explode.
bro1: bro why are you sweating its only 7 degrees.
bro2: i’ve got the sh-t sweats i’ve been holding it for an hour
bro1: you better start running before you blow!
bro2: to late
sh-tsweat is the liquid excrement that seeps down your legs after a hectic gym workout. this typically occurs when you’ve taken a fat sh-t and failed to wipe up effectively.
the result is that when you enjoy a m-ssive leg press session, or a pulse-pounding benchpress workout, sweat forms between your -ss cheeks.
that my friends – is sh-tsweat.
it can’t be treated with gold bond or talc powder. it’s the worst thing and yes – it stinks out the gym… gtfoh!
dvir forgot to wipe his -sshole! now he’s working out at the gym and he smells like f-cken sh-tsweat! d-mn c–ndog – ffs!
a sweat, usually located around the b-ttocks or arm pit area, which is the result of a long and perhaps painful sh-t
after trying for hours, he was starting to get a sh-tsweat
the bodily fluid secreeded from the -n-l glands of an obese individual who typically weighs over 450lbs. this is caused by the carelessness of that individual by not wiping their feces after taking a fat dump. therefore a chemical reaction occurs when the feces mixes with the secreeded bodily fluid forming sh-tsweat.
hey bro, you smell like sh-t, and you’re awfully sweaty…did you wipe this morning after your chipotle dump? oh, i see. its sh-tsweat!
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