shit the dick
“sh-tting the d-ck” refers to an instance during -n-l s-x where the receptive partner has not adequately cleaned himself/herself and has left a streak of fecal matter on his/her partner’s p-n-s.
i was in a hurry and didn’t have time to shower before he came over so i just crossed my fingers and hoped for the best. when he pulled out i could smell it and d-mn, i sh-t the d-ck.
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