Shit Tray
this spin on the old cl-ssic is only done when the poor b-st-rds have left their home. you first take a large brown paper grocery bag and cut out one big rectangle from one of the sides. you then take some moist sh-t and spread it over the whole tray you have formed. next you slide the tray underneath the person’s front door. the large surface area of steaming dung will not only make the entire house smell like sh-t, but they will then step on it as they walk in and leave sh-tty footprints and have to clean their sh-tty shoes.
“i sh-t tray’d the sh-t out of buck’s house last night, such a cl-ssic move.”
this spin on the old cl-ssic is only done when the poor b-st-rds have left their home. you first take a large brown paper grocery bag and cut out one big rectangle from one of the sides. you then take some moist sh-t and spread it over the whole tray you have formed. next you slide the tray underneath the person’s front door. the large surface area of steaming dung will not only make the entire house smell like sh-t, but they will then step on it as they walk in and leave sh-tty footprints and have to clean their sh-tty shoes.
“i sh-t tray’d the sh-t out of buck’s house last night, such a cl-ssic move.”
a microwave dinner. the name refers to the plastic tray in which these meals are typically served and their traditionally “sh-tty” taste.
jerry enjoys eating sh-t trays for dinner.
g-ddammit jerry! watch your sodium intake with those sh-t trays.
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