Shit Trees
trees with bags of dog sh-t hanging from them
when an owner of a dog takes it for a walk, bags up the dog sh-t and throws it into a tree where it proceeds to dangle from the branches, therefore producing sh-t trees. usually found in rough estates around the uk.
the sh-t tree is a most unfortunate place to sit. don’t take a picnic there whatever you do. one who is having a particularly cr-ppy day would say – i have been sitting under the sh-t tree today. like newton noted the apple falling, so would you note the sh-t falling. raining down on your head.
poor dave – he’s been sitting under the sh-t tree all day.
charlie’s so unlucky – she might as well have been born under the sh-t tree.
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