Shit Wank

w-nking whilst sitting down and having a sh-t, as it makes the sh-tting far more enjoyable, and also much, much easier

d-mn, i had a really good sh-t w-nk today….

oh, that sh-t w-nking makes sh-tting so much nicer and easier

i was turtling, and at the same time feeling really h-rny, so i sat down and had a good sh-t w-nk…
having a w-nk whilst taking a sh-t…
“no s-x for me love i just had a hench sh-tw-nk”
a total and complete d-ckoff in wich no one likes.
holy sh-t, jerrys such a wannbe ganster, i hate that sh-t w-nk!
a common insult with the same meaning as tw-t d-ckhead w-nker etc.
your such a sh-tw-nk!
using your sh-t as a lube when you w-nk. also known as defecation-masturbation.
there’s nothing better than a sh-t w-nk, except maybe a banana w-nk.
defecating in your hands before masturbating furiously.
dude, i totally sh-tw-nked over you the other night
a w-nk that is so bl–dy rubbish it could be described as being sh-t. a sh-t w-nk.
having completed the first 100 lap endurance race of many on gran turismo, i thought i’d reward myself with a nice bit of self-pleasure. i wish i hadn’t bothered though. it was a sh-t w-nk.

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