shit weasel
(verb) to stick one’s p-n-s up someone else’s -rs- unexpectedly and without prior warning.
she received a rude awakening when he sh-t weaseled her from behind.
an animal or person who is sly, sneaky, and opportunistic. someone who is looking to slip their way into a situation and make it sh-ttier.
“your friend is such a sh-tweasel, every time he comes over, he creates drama by asking questions and exploiting their answers to upset people.”
“my cat is the ultimate sh-tweasel. he somehow manages to open the door to my bedroom and urinate in the corner, even though i am very vigilant about keeping it closed and locked.”
in the corporate world, a sh-t weasel is a person of similar or higher rank who’ll stab you in the back, deny he did it, and blame you for the stabbing. the sh-t-weasel will deflect blame off of himself/herself in order to maintain his/her reputation at all cost.
that sh-t-weasel just blamed me for the failure of his own system and convinced the svp it was my responsibility to begin with. now i’m in hot water and he’s getting his bonus.
an alien parasite that grows in the bowels, causes m-ssive amounts of gas that smells like rotten bananas, and eventually eats its way out through your -sshole.
holy sh-t, what’s that smell?! oh my god, what’s coming out your -ss?!?!
like a sc-mweasel, but clever and much more likely to do you harm.
when that sh-tweasel delbert comes knocking at your door with a fist full of amway brochures ranting about “bidness oppertunetties”, bar the door, hide your money and go for your gun.
a sh-tweasel is a term for an -ss kissing co-worker or otherwise lowly, groveling person.
“maggie gets her work done and more, but i still don’t trust the sh-tweasel b-tch.”
“that sh-tweasel tried to pick-up on me, i told him to come back when his b-lls drop.”
a sh-t weasel is a thing encubated
in someones stomach and the person
will suffer or (accuire the power of)
really smelly farts and a bleeding -n-s
the farts smell of ether and bananas
i have no idea why…
also known as byrums
oh man what the h-ll died in your -ss?
“nothing i just have a sh-t-weasel”
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