shit window
this is the hour from which you first notice you need to take a sh-t. if you don’t sh-t within this hour time frame, it is possible that you will not need to sh-t for quite some time. so take advantage of the sh-t window and do not miss it, because if you do it can lead to being constipated and force you to carry this extra sh-t around with you for an undisclosed time. and who wants to carry around extra sh-t?
(similar to the caffeine window (sort of))
golly, i missed my “sh-t window” and now i do not need to sh-t. this forces me to wait for my next sh-t window.
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when a female wipes back to front instead of front to back and gets sh-t in her tw-t… ” man, i was gonna go down on mary, but she had a sh-tw-t”
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an unfortunate situation or circ-mstance. mang, that guy totally just spilled red wine all over that brawds white dress! sh-tty digs!
- shitfacing
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- Shitfacebooked
when people take embar-ssing pictures of their drunken friends and cruely post them online. man, what the h-ll did i do last night? i hope i don’t get sh-tfacebooked. facebooking someone when you’re trashed. “geez, i sh-t-facebooked chris last night. you wouldn’t believe what i posted on his wall.”
- shipzen
another nickname for sheizen and eggy there goes shipzen. that ship. hey ship.