shit-witted


descriptive term for a person of below average intellect, may be used as a preface for other descriptors ie ‘you’re acting like a sh-t-witted howler monkey’
1 go scrobble a goat ya sh-t-witted f-cking moron
2 you drive like a sh-t-witted slug
3 your sh-t-witted friend bores me to death

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