Shitastrophy


it is used for m-ssive mess ups and super f-cked up situations, also could be used in epic fails…
“that movie was a total sh-tastrophy, i slept through the whole f-ckin episode”
an explosive bowel movement, usually involving an infant or toddler wearing a diaper which was either put on incorrectly or simply could not contain the explosive force of the movement.
my family and i were traveling over the summer and the smell of the car soured quickly. after we stopped and viewed the damage – sh-tastrophy was the first thing that came to my mind.
an accident which results in filling your pants full of cr-p.
fred did not make it to the bathroom on time and had a sh-tastrophy

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