shitathon


when all the stalls in a public bathroom are full.
mike: man, i need to take a dump.
dan: ok, i’ll wait
dan: why are you back so soon?
mike: couldn’t go, it was a sh-tathon in there.
v. to get a lot of work done in a short amount of time, esp. highly tedious or insanely difficult work like reading or really long essays.
sorry i couldn’t answer your call yesterday, i was sh-tathoning

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