shitbird

a completely useless individual who is unaware of his/her own complete uselessness.
tell that sh-tbird i’m out of the office. until the 12th…of never.
a military term used to describe an unsat marine/soldier/airman/sailor.
that f-cking sh-tbird, corporal doe, had his uniform inside out and forgot to shave his goatee he grew during leave for inspection this morning!
your above average -sshole that usually will do things to p-ss you off or screw you up so they may further their own perceived wellness. often also does things not knowing how much they are a screw up but again generally f-cks you over.
that sh-t bird cleand up his leaves and they blew into my yard now hey thinks i’m the lazy neighbor.
comical but frequently used insulting military jargon generally used to denote a lower ranking enlisted person whose uniformed appearance and/or job performance is substantially unsatisfactory (‘un-sat’). a person who can be counted on to screw-up the most simple of tasks, and generally not entrusted to handle much more than the menial. also utilized among civilan population albeit with far less frequency and familiarity; does not resonate with same defamitory impact as when used in military circles.
his shirt isn’t ever tucked properly, shoes haven’t been shined in ages and his haircut is barely within regulations-not only does he look like h-ll in uniform but he’s terrible at his duties too, what a sh-t bird!
from military slang and jargon. a term used to describe anything that is unacceptable or just downright sh-t-ss. also a term of endearment for friends. see also: sh-t-ss

“tweet tweet. here comes the bird. the sh-t-bird!”
“hey, sh-tbird, can you hand me that church key over there?”

“sh-tbird! i can’t beleive that i forgot my keys in the car.”

“this thing is so sh-tbird. who would design something to work like this.”
a completely useless creature that does nothing but cause nuisance and aggravation.

originally coined in the us navy by sailors tasked with washing decks clean of the m-ssive amount of avian excrement created by sea birds that sh-t all over everything.

has come to define any living creature, human or otherwise, that is without redeeming qualities.
sailor: “i just got -ssigned to swab the f-cking launchdeck… the godd-mn sh-tbirds flew over last night and completely destroyed it.”
1. an uncommon insult that generally makes others laugh at the person being insulted.
2. commonly used insult in us navy bootcamp in great lakes, il. named after those little friggin sh-t birds that hop around all day, just eating and sh-tting. eat, and …. sh-t. eat and friggin sh-t. they never sing, always sh-tting where you’re about to do push-ups and even if you happen to stomp one, they’re not big enough to eat. d-mn sh-t birds.
bootcamp company commander at 4am….

wake you bunch of f-cking sh-t birds! get out of them racks. recruit where are you going?
recruit responds: to take a p-ss sir.
cc responds: i bet you’d like to take a big sh-t in there too and afterwards stroll off for some nice hotcakes and eggs. well you ain’t you f-cking sh-t bird! now get back in line.

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