shitburb


a ‘sh-tburb’ describes a munic-p-lity that is technically a suburb but is as bad or worse than the inner cities suburbanites try to flee. (nonetheless, the burbs are home to a species of human known as the wigger)

‘sh-tburbs’ are often in the inner ring of suburbs but may lie outside of it as well. the streets are often lined with trailer parks, section 8 housing, and vacant shopping centers. the few tenants in the shopping centers are quite familiar to ghetto residents, and include such places as p-wn shops, payday loan stores, plasma donation centers, dollar stores, nail salons, social service agencies and the like.

sh-tburbs are not always populated by minorities, they are often home to white trash as well. don’t be shocked to see $30,000 trucks with duallys parked in front of rusty trailers.

though there are jobs in sh-tburbs, they are usually of the heavy industrial type and the workers leave-quickly-as soon as they punch out.

most major metro areas have one or more sh-tburbs, and some examples include harvey, illinois (chicago); east st louis, illinois (st louis); and cudahy, wisconsin (milwaukee)
joe left his declining neighborhood and moved to a sh-tburb. that guy just has no luck

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