Shitcident

an event that otherwise would not be especially remarkable, until having occurred with sh-t. usually considered a surprise and unpleasant.

if an event occurs and involves a surprise sh-t and is not offensive, then it is a happensh-t.
if you have a shart in the elevator of the building you work in, you might be saying, “i had a sh-tcident in front of the boss, now how am i going to win that promotion?”

if you found a bag of flaming dog sh-t at your front door, you might report the sh-tcident to your homeowners’ -ssociation. … i wouldn’t if i were you, though. you probably deserved it.

when a cat can’t make the catbox and is imitating pollock on the walls with sh-t smears, you point and exclaim, “is this f-cking sh-tcident because of you, mr. p-ssy mcfluffypants?!”
when a monster poo clogs the toilet, and evasive cleanup measures are required for post-flush overflow.
i came home from my jog to find that my husband had spent the last 45 minutes cleaning up after an unfortunate sh-tcident.
an incident in which sh-t hitting the fan is an immediate result.
wife walks in on husband cheating and calls off marriage. this would be a sh-tcident.
not neccesarily to sh-t one’s self, a sh-tcident is when you nearly make the toilet but you fling some sh-t from your -ss as you sit and later have to clean it up.
i had someone waiting on me in the lobby but i had a sh-tcident when i got to the room and i had to make them wait an extra 5.