shite trumpet


someone that talks with the confidence that they are correct about a subject but are in fact total liars and have a developed renown for this. often the person that is lying is completely unaware that his audience knows that they are lying.
cole kuzmici: and oh yeah i once knew this guy that fell asleep on a rope. he was a friend of my dad who is a high ranking official in nato…
me: that’s nonsense mate, you are a total sh-te trumpet.

i don’t believe anything kuzmici says. he is a total sh-te trumpet.

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