Shiternet


when you have a sh-tty internet connection. mostly occurs at lycoming college.
-dude why is youtube not loading? i wanna show you this video.

– sorry man we have sh-ternet here at school. sucks…
when the quality of ones internet connection is terribad.
person 1: why you got so much lag today…

person 2: it’s my sh-ternet
incredibly sh-tty internets. like trying to play an mmorpg over dial-up. yeah, that bad.
holy f-ck, these sh-ternets suck. my torrent is getting like, 2 kbps. f-ck this. i might as well tether from my iphone. my first gen iphone.
a cr-ppy internet connection, slow, bad, faulty, inconsistent, etc.
man that guy keeps disconnecting and has such slow downloads, the sh-ternet is obviously there
when you have the sh-ttiest internet possible
matt: why is it taking so long to download this d-mn file
jerry: sorry man, i have sh-ternet.
matt: oh, right.
internet service that is below 2mps
paul – “did you watch game of thrones last night”
dave – “no, it kept glitching because of my sh-ternet!”
really bad or slow internet.
that guy has sh-ternet or his sh-ternet made him lose the game.

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