Shitfacebooking


when you are very intoxicated and start posting things on a social network that you would never post if you were sober.
frank: “what the h-ll dude”
jim: “what?’
frank: “you said you wanted to f-ck my wife on facebook last night”
jim: “oh f-ck, i think i was sh-tfacebooking last night.”
frank: “you’re fired” (punches jim in the face)
posting or chatting on facebook when you’ve had too much to drink.
she even spelled her own name wrong while sh-tfacebooking last night.
when you get on facebook there when you’re “sh-t-faced”, it’s “sh-t-facebooking”
hey, last night i was sh-t-facebooking…and i was so drunk i could not even type!
the act of posting random, sometimes rambling nonsense or eruptions of garbled logic as a result of imbibing alcohol or other intoxicants.
“sorry for my long post last night — i had what i thought were some good story ideas, so i posted them on fb. today, though, it appears i had too much wine and was just sh-t-facebooking.”

or

“ignore jacob’s lame jokes on his page. i happen to know he had some buddies over last night and they were sh-t-facebooking.”

or

sh-t-facebooking is the new drunk dialing.
the act of stalking pictures, searching for fun, trolling, or in general navigating facebook while intoxicated.
corrine posts: lolz omfg i love your haircut. i mis you we should chill sometime <3. luke: wow, don't tell me that you're sh-t-facebooking

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