Shitfacedbooking
the act of using facebook while intoxicated. may or may not include confessions of undying love to friends, ex’s, or total strangers. grammar and logic will likely be poor. similar to a drunk dial.
chris – “dude, you left 11 incoherent wall posts on my profile last night. what the f-ck?”
spencer – “what? no, i didn’t! oh, wait…yeah, i was sh-tfacedbooking.”
chris – “you f-ck-ss.”
facebooking while drunk. kind of like drunk dialing, but lonelier.
“i did some sh-tfacedbooking last night and may have lost a few friends.”
the act of posting, messaging, uploading, mobile uploading etc… on ones social networking site when one is b-tt -ss hammered and regretting it in the morning.
katie is super hungover, and frantically deleting sh-t on her laptop… apparently she was sh-t-faced booking again last night.
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