Shitgun
‘sh-tgun’ can be called by one person out of more than one people that need a dump, and are faced with one toilet.
adam: ‘christ, i need a sh-t, i’m touching cloth. as soon as we get home, im in there’
joe: ‘bad luck bro, i already called sh-tgun on yo -ss. suffer!’
called immediately after someone calls “shotgun”. rather than getting the front p-ssenger seat right away, you get it on the way home instead.
“alright guys, let’s get in the car.”
“shotgun!”
“oh man… uuhhh… ‘sh-tgun!'”
“ok you get the front seat on the way there and you get it on the way back.”
-sshole
i stuck it in her sh-t gun.
a maneuver popular amongst native asian youths. it is executed by clasping both hands together with both index fingers extended, sneaking up on an unsuspecting victim, and attempting to sodomize said person with the index fingers.
a little kid tried to sh-tgun me today and broke both of his index fingers.
v. an act of character -ss-ssination
n. a method of character -ss-ssination
karl rove sh-t-gunned john kerry (and a whole lot of other people too).
the way an asian pr-nounces “shot gun.”
bich, i keel yu, i shoot yu wit modafoking sh-t gun!
a gun that fires sh-t everywhere
the american army used the sh-t gun at the germans. after the war all the germans were covered in sh-t
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