shithouse mouse
an incomprehensibly crazy person.
nb: not used to describe a spell of psychotic behavior. a sh-thouse mouse is permanently insane.
used as a comparative standard, usually vis-a-vis actual insanity.
the term originated as a more mellifluous alternative to the term sh-thouse rat; e.g., “as crazy as a sh-thouse rat.”
did you see shavonne flip out and claw the skin off joey bag’s arm last night? i’m glad you dumped that psycho, she’s crazier than a sh-thouse mouse!
i saw the born-again christians picketing at the train station again yesterday, every one of them crazier’na sh-thouse mouse.
a lowly rodent who, out of desperation, has learned to live alongside man by occupying one of our less-than-ideal structures, the outhouse.
eternally mocked by the rest of the animal kingdom for it’s choice of habitat, it p-sses through life barely noticed by man except in this phrase: “poorer than a sh-thouse mouse”
clearly indicating that the individual described does not even possess the meager funds required to reside in an outhouse.
after being denied $20 from the atm machine for lack of funds: “d-mnit, i’m poorer than a sh-thouse mouse”
an exclamation of frustration
i guess my computer has decided to stop having a “turn off” option. well, sh-thouse mouse, i’ll just have to let the battery run down.
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