Shithouse Poet

widely-acclaimed anonymous author of infamous wit and wisdom written on the stalls and walls of many bathrooms. the “sh-thouse poet” is believed to actually be a number of different individuals acting in nearly every state of the united states. much to the chagrin of janitors, the sh-thouse poet leaves his nuggets (pardon the pun) of wit and wisdom in the form of well-crafted prose and poetry through various means in batrhooms throughout the u.s.a.
some examples:

“they scrub these walls to stop my pen,
but the sh-thouse poet strikes again.
the erased words are all my life.
i’ll next engrave them with my knife.”

and…

“here i sat all broken hearted.
tried to shat, but only farted.
so today i took a chance.
now i say i sh-t my pants.
tomorrow i decide my fate.
i’ll borrow a quart of kaopectate.”
1. one who speaks made up poetry to you while you are sitting in the bathroom.
2. one who writes made up poetry on the bathroom walls.
i am the sh-thouse poet, as if you didn’t know it… i came here to sit and think, but alas all i’ve done is sh-t and stink.
when you think you have grown out of laughing at things on bathroom walls, then are not only laughing about the thought, but are truly inspired to write something.
i was waiting, -ss clenched in my truck while getting unloaded

now i’m thanking god for this outhouse or my -ss would have exploded

-example of what a sh-thouse poet would write
this is the dude who writes funny sh-t themed poems on the walls of bathroom stalls. he mainly works at iupui in cav hall 2nd floor, but i’m sure there are more poets in the world!
“the janitors work is all in vain the sh-thouse poet strikes again!” – sh-thouse poet left in the 3rd stall from the right cav hall 2nd floor.