shitified


1. (adj) a way to describe life when it is totally cr-p and sh-t

2. (adj) a way in which to describe an object in general
1. my life is so cr-p, it’s sh-tified

2. your car is sh-tified!!!
the act of making something sh-tty or horrible. the act of ruining/damaging something. used instead of the word ruined or f-cked up. this word is used to emphasis how bad things got, the kitchen table wasn’t messy, it was sh-tified.
who sh-tified my car!
your sister sh-tified my day.
my dog sh-tified the couch, we threw it away.
to be completely wasted
d-mn, he is so sh-tified

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