shitkini
this is what occurs when someone sh-ts themself while wearing a diaper. this is most commonly executed by babies and senior citizens and can happen accidentally or intentionally. it absolutely must be a p–p of high liquidity so that it covers the exact region normally covered by a bikini bottom.
when i brought that old lady home from the dive bar i was pleasantly surprised that she had her sh-tkini on. once i took off her diaper i didn’t even need to lube up to slip m’d-ck right on in.
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