shitlings


little clumps of sh-t that get caught in the hair around the -ss of long haired dogs and cats. it could be used for people, i suppose but if you’re getting anything bigger than a d-nkleberry, you probably need to trim your -ss hair.
“hey…sniff, sniff…what stinks? ewwwwwwwww…that cat has sh-tlings.”
a sh-tling is a term used when defining a dirty orphan on the side of the road. (be careful not to mistake for naturally brown orphans of the indian and african american race.) it is also the proper word for babies born from infertile.
i saw a sh-tling on the side of the road the other day, it was so cute.

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