Shitlips


1) affectionate term for a f-ck buddy who gives good rimjobs

2) 24 hour dial up service provider for poor college girls to earn money by licking -ss.
1) “do we get to meet your new girlfriend tonight”
“yeah she’ll be here in a minute, i can’t wait, she gives good rimjobs. there she is… hey sh-t lips, over here!!”

2) courtney: so i got this new job, licking -ss, i work from home and i love it! am i bad coz i like the taste of guys -ss sweat?
mike, andreas, tommy and drew (in unison): you f-cking sl-t! suck us all off, sh-t lips!!!
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a person who tends to talk about things without knowledge, and usually incorrectly (i.e. talks out of their -ss), or generally speaking, an idiot.
“nice try, sh-tlips. too bad jackie wilson sings that song.”
someone who provides oral stimulation to anothers -n-s.
someone who tongues b-m.
a jive talk’n person who continuously talks cr-p and has to over compensate for there severe lack of personality by constantly streaming verbal bullsh-t to all those they meet, this person has “sh-t lips”
“my boss told me i was going to get a raise and promotion this year” this guy has total “sh-t lips”
1. a bizzarre s-xual practice involving smearing sh-t on your partner’s top lip after -n-l s-x, see dirty sanchez
2. same as above, but done as a practical joke, usually whilst someone is sleeping/p-ssed out etc. t-rd applied may or may not be human. the person wakes up to a most fragrant aroma.
slimy perv: fancy a sh-tlip tonight?
your daughter: okay!!!

matt: haha look we just totally sh-tlipped joey with that dog cr-p we found outside!
joey: what..uh..how long was i out for? and uh, whats that smell?
is a person who has a thin mustache on his upper lip looking somewhat like a dirty sanchez.
marcel has a really bad sh-t lip.
1) the act of getting f-cked in the -ss and then giving a bl-w j-b.

2) eating out an -sshole.
d-mn, taylor is a real sh-t lips!
name for a foul-mouthed person
‘sh-tlips’ over there uses such bad language!

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