shitliture
literature that you read while on the sh-tter
bob : great chipotle right?
jim : yea but i am going to pay for it later, going to be reading lots of sh-tliture tonight
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- lowle
pr-nunciation of the word “lol”, used mockingly or when being sarcastic, often accompanied by eye rolling. wat a gimp. lowle…
- Dry Canyon
a woman’s s-xual orifice that has not been used in a while, and therefore becomes dry and dusty. “don’t go near lily’s p-ssy, i hear she’s got a real dry canyon!”
- LSHMTUAFIMC
laughing so hard my turban unravels and falls in my curry. happens frequently for a person cl-ssified as a dundoo. she told me a joke, and i was thrashing my head so violently from laughter that i lshmtuafimc. being a dundoo, i often lshmtuafimc. it’s quite embarr-ssing. laugh so hard my turban unravels and falls […]
- dry dogwood
the dry dogwood happens when a man over the age of 70 tries to engage in intercourse. whilst about to c-m he pulls out and tries to -j-c-l-t- on her face only to see a cloud of chalky dust come out accompanied by the short burst of air much like that of popping an innertube. […]
- shitnitz
this is a word to reffer to anything in a generic way that is not ‘thing’ or ‘stuff’. i just bought some cool sh-tnitz for my car today.