shitlord
amongst other things, an expression used by feminists to mock anyone who doesn’t agree with their opinions.
“hey, look, this man disagrees that men can’t get raped!”
“oh my g-d, what a sh-tlord!”
a medallion constructed from perling beads (known as “sh-t”) arranged on a plastic pegboard (known as a “lord”) and fused together with an iron (known as a “wizard wand”). sh-tlords are believed by many pract-tioners of the dark arts to have many magickal properties, and are known to be very helpful to young sorcerers looking to enrich their mana pools. often used to channel mystical energy from divine figures from beyond and useful in seances wherein a magician attempts inquiry with the gridwizard.
he who dragged his helmet, the sinister black knight and fabled lord of the lake of sh-tc-ckmonkeys, wore around his neck an enchanted chain adorned with an enchanted sh-tlord, which was bestowed upon him by lucifer, the prince of darkness.
a well rounded insult for general usage, applied in much the same manner as g-yl-rd. may be applicable in a whole variety of situations, as an admonishment, slur or even a greeting.
alex, don’t be a sh-tlord.
good morning sh-tlord, how are you today?
term of enderement for freinds on leaving them in a hurry. usually used after saying “later” or “see you later”
citing- yogscast “the return custom map part 3”
lewis (xephos): “you need to get yourself a minecart and push the b-tton here…”
simon (honeydew): {interrupts} “see you later sh-t-lords”
a person who behaves like a troll, but is acting genuinely. a person who may be loathsome but can be entertaining because they are so ridiculous. a person who is such a tool it can be imagined that they have some domain over sh-t itself.
phil fish, the developer of fez
donald trump
person 1: “i can’t believe that guy picked sniper, demanded middle, went 0-4 and left.”
person 2: “what a f-cking sh-tlord.”
a sh-tlord can be imagined sitting atop a sh-t hill on his sh-t throne, spewing diarrhetoric for unfortunate ears to hear.
a small craft consisting of beads melted into a pattern by way of iron. common uses: necklace, keychain, general symbol of power
dude your sh-tlord is rad!
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