shitmess
an especially disorganized mess.
“clean up this sh-tmess now, buster, or you can forget about going out tonight!”
a term for what’s found on the bathroom floor after one has defecated or shat in the toilet and clogged the toilet bowl with paper or paper towels and the sh-t and toilet paper has overflowed from the toilet onto the floor.
girl: ‘babe, is this your sh-t-mess on the bathroom floor again?’
guy: ‘i dunno, what color is it anyways?’
girl: ‘gross, babe, why does the color matter?’
guy: ‘spinach salad earlier, if it’s got some green mixed in, it’s my sh-t-mess, but you’ll want to clean it, please?’
girl: ‘f-ck off, dude, i’m not cleaning this cr-p!’
guy: ‘clean it or no s-x later!’
girl: ‘ok, i’ll get the mop and all…’
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