shitmidget
a person, usually male, who acts like a douchebag in a manner that comes, not from confidence, but obvious over-compensation for low self-esteem.
“joe is telling everybody about his hot long-distance girlfriend from canada again – what a sh-tmidget.”
n. a small child.
wow, i never want to have sh-tmidgets of my own!
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