Shitmonkey [Shit – Monkey]


a.) i r-t-rded individual whom has lost his mind from years of substance abuse, self loathing and/or (not partial to) his therefore lack of knowledge to his born idiocy.

b.) the loud mouth comedian who tries to derive everyone’s attention towards a imaginary object, so he can muster up enough b-lls to flee undetected .

c.) anyone, or anything that p-sses you off! an all out sh-t storm parade of cursing on some poor undeserving soul.
sh-tmonkey sh-t – monkey

a.) the guy that sits next to you at the hockey game

b.) a mime

c.) the guy who dresses up as a purple tyranni wh-r– -ss – rex

d.) me on to many days up trying to accomplish a unworldly list of tasks.

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