Shitmuncher
someone who accepts and broadcasts the dumbed down m-ss media opinion over thinking for themselves. often will be overly patriotic and borderline racist. typically reads a middle market tabloid.
dan: i was born in the uk, so why do i have less rights then immigrants?
jake: you don’t, why don’t you start forming your own opinions based on your own research rather than spouting dail mail readers letters you sh-tmuncher.
a person who receives pleasure from ingesting excrement, human or otherwise. often used pejoratively of a person who is deemed annoying, ignorant or in any other way disagreeable.
f-ck off you sh-tmuncher.
everyday common folk i.e bottom feeders
back in the middle ages, impoverished townsfolk; whom the king had absolutely no interest nor sympathy for, would have to survive by eating dung and dung only because of their lack of monies. hence the name “sh-t-munchers”.
royal advisor – “oh almighty king, what shalt we do about thy lack of monies?”
king “tax the sh-t-munchers mof-cky”
in which a man sh-ts into a womans mouth, where the woman wipes it over her self while digesting some too.
woah, what a sh-t muncher.
a group of people who think they’re mates with everyone when in fact they’re barely friends with the people in their group.
tend to grunt and screech a lot, rarely using any discernible language
come up with idiotic, un-amusing nicknames for each other
of very low intelligence, often convinced they are far cleverer than the really are.
frequent use of the word “banter”
“g-d, isn’t dave a sh-tmuncher”
“yeah, thinks he’s a legend”
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