Shitocity
the rate at which the human -ss can cr-p. humans tend to face a low sh-tocity. animals like dogs can have a high sh-tocity of 2 p–ps per five second.
lord, the fat lady at the bar had the lowest sh-tocity rate. i saw her walk out of the bathroom two hours later. i think she watched a lord of the rings trilogy in there.
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to attack or attempt something without a plan, similar to “winging it,” but with less intelligence and no regard for the welfare of those around you. joe: “man, paul told us he had our presentation covered, but decided to shoot from the hip and we all failed!” steve: “so much for p-ssing that cl-ss.” joe: […]
- shoot to kill
go ahead; go for it. an informal response to a proposed plan or action oriented agenda, which one agrees to. secretary: “should i call the doctor and reschedule your appointment for 2pm?” you: “yeah, shoot to kill.”
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the act of verbally calling one person out (jokingly, degrading and or to bring the attention of) in a crowd so that it is also brought to the attention of the surrounding people or persons in a public setting. ed thought he was the best pool player in town untill tyler singlevisualized him out in […]
- Ripshaw
most extreme form of embarr-ssment. no such word meaning exists in the english language, but does in other languages. ripshaw is when you personally feel embarr-ssed from the actions of someone else; although you have no direct reason to be. such as when watching a performance. you feel overwhelmed with embarr-ssment just by watching someone […]
- pubbling
going to the pub tom: are you pubbling tonight louise? louise: yes!