Shitosh
horse, derived form ancient putumbuka word ‘sh-thorze’ meaning horse
sitting horse
a dandruff farm
“what a huge sh-t that sh-tosh can produce”
“it’s not everyday you see a sh-tosh. i have only seen them standing or runnung”
“the two biggest farms in this place are azela’s and his, azela’s is juniper farm and his is sh-tosh”
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