Shitphoon
a situation that is, was, or will be completely f-cked up. a sequence of events that much like a fierce typhoon leaves only misery in its wake, which is the origin of its name. it’s like a great typhoon, but instead of wind and rain, it’s made up of sh-t and p-ss. once you’re in a sh-tphoon run to your happy place shelter, because it’s only going to get worst.
guy 1: “dude! a teacher found your pot!”
guy 2: “what the f-ck! are you kidding me!?”
guy 1: “eric was p-ssing it around during cl-ss.”
guy 2: “what the f-ck eric! what the h-ll am i supposed to do?”
guy 1: “i don’t know dude, but don’t show up to school today, you’ll be walking right into a sh-tphoon.”
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