SHITPICKINUPIN
the act of picking up disgusting animal feces once you get a new pet! they cr-p all over your house and ruin your belonings.
“happy sh-tpickinupin! good luck with it sh-ttin’ all over your house!”
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- p'dang
uppercutting someone with a switchblade. synonyms: stab, uppercut, general maiming antynoms: lovingly petting or stroking someone “if you don’t come smoke with me, i’ll p’dang you.”
- Brain Bond
what is yelled when two or more people say the exact same thing, think the exact same thing, or do the exact same thing at the same time. joe: “hey that car over there looks like a shroom” shannon: “omg i was thinking that exact same thing! brain bond!”
- Peanut Butter Night Cap
a late night meeting/booty call to a girl’s house with the intention of having unprotected -n-l s-x resulting in chunky sh-t on the tip of a man’s d-ck upon pulling out. man, i called paloma montero for a drunken peanut b-tter night cap on sat-rday after i got out of the club!!!
- Weezing the brew
to move the carafe and get coffee directly from the coffee maker as it’s brewing. the staff didn’t know what to say when they saw me weezing the brew, then they all started doing it too.
- Brain-Weasels
a common condition where someone makes repeated grammatical errors, often followed by hysterical laughing and joking. the only cure for brain-weasels is to suffocate them by smothering the victim with a pillow. cr-p, you’re infested with the brain-weasels! quick, smother him/her with a pillow. -followed by a small footchase and a pillow smothering-