Shit’s hot
a shorthand for “this sh-t is hot” or “this is hot stuff.” often used online in instant messaging or through comments on a social networking site. can be used in plain speaking also.
girl: i like your new haircut.
boy: yeah, sh-t’s hot.
person commenting on picture of friends on mysp-ce: sh-ts hot.
taking pictures when u look like f-cking sh-t!! a filthy hot mess.
hey susan we have no makeup on and our hair is in ponytails… lets take a sh-t shot!!
a sh-t shot is the absolute worst shot known to mankind. it is a vile concoction of beer end-drippings, vodka residue and partially dried tequila gravy. actually, you know what, no. whatever. i don’t give a sh-t, there’s no formula, just make like a chapstick-eating homeless dude and power the sad bitter remnants of anything you enjoyed drinking earlier into a hateful slurry closer genetically to liquefied sheep vomit and engine grease than liquor that will nevertheless get you mildly drunk, albeit in a self-hating way.
after gagging down half a dozen sh-t shots, in addition to some genuine liquor, hannah’s night was ruined utterly.
the act of taking a shot of liquor at the exact moment you are defecating.
would you like a sh-t-shot?
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