shits weak
an expression used to say some is lame, wack, and or useless in everyday life.
eff you hoe, yo sh-ts weak.
how to described something that is more lame than lame can describe.
aw, man, you slept with that ugly b-tch? sh-t’s weak.
a taunt, combination of “sh-t is weak,” made for hollerin at some -sshole(s) pullin some weak -ss bullsh-t; also for use during sporting events to diss the other team; can be used also when one has just been defeated, to further demean them and their weak -ss beer chugging/video game playing/attempt at profundity.
1. d-mn, uf just lost to fsu again, f-ck yeah!…sh-tsweak!
2. gary: “my poem begins, ‘a flock of seagulls cawed with the setting sun’…”
allison: “sh-tsweak, sh-tsweak! sh-t is weak!”
when somebody does something that is just so unbelievably terrible that you can’t even believe it.
raiders just lost to the 49ers 89-6.
sh-t’s weak!
gordon’s girlfriend was crying cause we wouldn’t give the bear back.
sh-t’s weak!
originally taken from the movie grandma’s boy. to define someone’s act, work, game, comeback or current doing to be weak.
rob: “…not as bad as your face” <- (bad comeback)
stu: "sh-t's weak!"
(rob gets sniped)
stu: “aaaaawwh! sh-t’s weak, man”
meaning “sh-t is weak”, this phrase is appropriate when a person, object, or event is weak, not as cool as originally thought, or otherwise lacking.
examples of when it is appropriate to use this phrase:
your friend posts a video of a rice rocket on facebook, exclaiming how cool it is, but it isn’t. you comment “sh-t’s weak.”
you buy some espresso from starbucks, only to find that it isn’t as delicious as everyone says. you mumble, “sh-t’s weak.”
you go to a party only to find that most of the attendees are not of the opposite s-x (or not of the same s-x, whatever floats your boat). “sh-t’s weak.”
it means your sh-t is weak to the person you saying it to.
say with a high pitched voice.
if someones sh-t is weak then you say sh-ts weak in a high pitced voice
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