Shitshaman


an individual who uses non-western spiritual belief systems and new-age philosophy to spin a fantastic web of vague bullsh-t to absolve you from any responsibility towards other people. naturally this makes you want to give them money.

an individual who claims to have achieved a higher state of being, to which they will grant you access for money, s-x, or a place to crash.

see: snake-oil salesman charlatan
that raw-foodist guru was a real sh-tshaman! how does he get away with it? that fake cheesecake tasted like a wet paper towel! why did i pay $10 for that seminar?

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