shitslap
the act of farting into ones own cupped hand and quickly shoving the stench into an unsuspecting victims nostrils. must be done quickly so as to not lose farts potency
“i was watching tv and minding my own bidness when shawn straight sh-tslapped me!”
sh-t slap – when one takes a wad of sh-t in their hands and then proceeds to slap a person
i sh-t slapped tyrone yesterday. he had to wash his face afterwards from the sting and the feces.
when you go swimming with a person in an ocean/lake/wavepool. swim in front of them and take a sh-t. the wave will carry the sh-t and slap the person behind you.
you: g-dd-mn man did you seriously just sh-t slap me???
he: well we do have to take advantage of the waves huh?
an open hand slap in which the one -ssaulting has covered said hand with excrement. usually reserved for conflicts in which one has a great deal of time and not a lot of dignity.
“did you hear that bob got sh-t slapped?”
“you mean where someone gets slapped while on the sh-tter?”
“no. worse. his girlfriend’s ex-boyfriend used their bathroom, and when he was in there he covered his hand in sh-t. then, when he came out, he sh-t slapped bob!”
“dude. that is some kinda nasty.”
when a person screws another person over completely and utterly.
“oh f-ck. jim has taken my credit cards, and last night he hypnotised me and made me reveal all my bank details and pin numbers. now he’s drained all the money from all my accounts, bought a thai bride and a plane and flew to cuba where he’ll no doubt take over some seedy drug ring and use my hard, earned cash to buy hookers, cocaine and god knows what else. f-ck, i totally got sh-tflapped.”
“i knew i wouldn’t get the tenner back, jim is well known for sh-tflapping.”
“ben took your girlfriend? hmmm, sh-tslap.”
a first cousin to the term “jackson 5’ed’, a sh-t slap is when you swipe your fingers through your own -ss hole, then b-tch slap another individual with your sh-t covered fingers leaving a rusty tire tread.
d-mn dude, i caught karl punishing his p-n-s so i sh-t slapped him until his face looked like a work fecal art.
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