shitsplosion
the result of someone sh-tting so violently and uncontrollably that sh-t ends up everywhere, including the walls and (possibly) the ceiling of the restroom. therefore, the aftermath resembles an explosion of sh-t.
guy #1: i just went into the bathroom and it looks like there was a sh-tsplosion in there earlier!
guy #2: my bad…i ate taco bell for lunch…
guy #1: that’s nasty bro!
1. an explosion of sh-t.
2. whatever event has the aftermath that gives one the impression that sh-t exploded.
don’t go in the third stall to the right – someone had a sh-tsplosion in there.
the sudden, urgent, uncontrollable release of an enormous amount of sh-t, most frequently diarrhea. it is much worse and more violent than a shart. it can make you:
1. sh-t your pants.
2. doo doo on the floor.
3. dookie on any surface under or near you.
4. clog the sh-tter something awful!
it can also indicate: m-ss chaos; a conglomeration of f-ckitude; a situation f-cked up beyond all recognition, aka fubar; a mongolian cl-ster f-ck; when all f-cking h-ll breaks loose.
i ate lamb curry last night and, an hour later, i had a sh-tsplosion so bad, i had to put my panties in my purse and haul -ss from the restaurant.
pam told everyone at the office she was scr-w-ng tammy’s boyfriend. when tammy found out, there was a sh-tsplosion of apocalyptic proportion involving pam stapling tammy’s ear to the floor, then yanking out her navel ring and her weave!
that thirteen-car pile-up caused a h-ll of a sh-tsplosion on i-95 at rush hour yesterday.
my mom found my weed in my panty drawer, so there was a complete and utter sh-tsplosion at my house last night when she told my dad.
explosive diarrhea that comes out of no where.
a long night of fun planned was suddenly ruined when my boyfriend had a sh-tsplosion walking to the game.
what happens the moring after a big night out.
1) dude that was a great night! i just had a complete sh-tsplosion in there though.. watch out.
2) clean up your sh-tsplosion, the bog smells like h-ll!
extreme diarrhea, your -ss is puking, or major wreck, disaster, everything gone wrong, mess, cl-ster f-ck
that fried food made me sh-tsplosion the porcelain throne! d-mn, the house is a sh-tsplosion after last nights rager.
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